Submitted what if post from Ally of Allychat’s Blog. Thank you Ally! Or should I say sorry? Might have to think about this one a bit myself!
What if it was exactly as it is now but every day for a month you met everyone you had ever said or done anything bad to?
What if you had to live these situations over and over again every day until you got it right?
What if hell is where we get to live through all the times we flumped, all the times we thought we got away with it, all the times we weren’t quite honest?
What if every little thing we did was on record and had to be paid for (gulp)?
What if we all had our very own Groundhog Day?
In case that ever happens I’m going to come clean. *Deep Breath*
To my sister; Remember the day you let it slip to my boyfriend that I hadn’t been ill and unable to see him, but had gone to a party with my ex…well it was me who spilled the bright red nail polish over your new white silk jacket (it was the 80’s ffs) and it was me who put itching powder in your knicker drawer…sorry!
To my ex bff, remember the hideous orange bridesmaid dress you got me for your wedding? Well it didn’t get burnt on the steam machine at the laundry, I set it on fire myself. I mean between the dress and the terracotta tan you insisted I got I would’ve looked like a giant jaffa …sorry!
To my ex partner, yes the meat on your sandwich’s did taste a bit strange, it was straight out of fluffy’s bowl mixed with the 3 day old tuna from the fridge, you two timing prat…sorry!
Yes it was me who caused the stink at the 4th year dance and blamed the quiet, shy girl standing next to me, I really shouldn’t have had those brussel sprouts…sorry!
Yes I did set the fire alarm off in work and I’m sorry the office junior got the blame …but I did have a really hot date that night…sorry!
Yes I did drop the turkey on the floor and didn’t manage to swipe it up before the dog licked it, (ragdolled it actually) but I did wash it thoroughly…and you all seemed to enjoy it…sorry!
Yes it was me who put the cling film over the pan in the boss’s toilet in work after she gave Bitchy Betty the promotion instead of me…sorry!
And yes it was me that put the farting powder in Bitchy Betty’s coffee the morning she had to Chair the annual meeting, apparently her face went a lovely shade of purple trying to squeeze her bum cheeks in … sorry!
I’ve just realised this will probably take a few posts. Not that I’m a bad person, I just get a bit miffed, but once I get all this outta my system I’ll be such a good person, relieved of the guilt of my wrongdoings 0:) I’ll finish here folks I’ve just received a parcel for next door and I’m desperate to open it and see what it is…speak soon, bye, bye :) x